The Salt Special

  • pickle-fest.pngguy.pngWe may have missed it but we can still read about it.  The Rosendale (New York) International Pickle Festival, 10th Annual.  For your Thanksgiving Relish Tray you may need this Turkey Time Sampler, all very pretty on your so-called cut crystal. You gotta have pickles with your cold turkey sandwich. Salt is the antidote to all that gravy lacing your system.
  • Speaking of salt, that most perfect of foods, here is a way to Have Your Bacon and Eat It Too, Bacon Salt. Who needs to chew anyway? What a waste of energy you could be putting towards slopping the hogs. I, for one, hope to find a bottle or two in my Hanukah stocking.
  • While you are NOT chewing (good thing, seeing as your tongue is going to be raw from salt overload), a soundtrack from The Squishees who, come to find out, were formerly The Slurpees until those party poopers at 7-11 ordered them to cease and desist.

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