Valentine’s Day
Esquire Magazine has got me convinced they’re having more fun than the rest of us. I want me an Esquire dude cause he surely knows the best sandwich spots, the chicest bars, and how to pronounce pho.
My tips for modern man? It’s a billfold not a wallet, use moisturizer, and keep your sandwich away from my roses! (That ethylene-puffing tomato causes premature aging to flowers.)
The Best Sandwiches in America
The March issue will send you scrounging for your dob kit, muttering under your breath, “life is too short….”
By next Valentine’s Day I plan to have a few more greasy entries in my little black book of sandwiches!
The Lunch Encounter 
Congrats on One Year of Blogging!
Thank you, Malcolm. You are swell!
Primanti Brothers in Pittsburg is the wildest most unique sandwich in the USA!
There are no Esquire dudes. The magazine is put out by grandmothers in Iowa. And they think it’s pronounced “Foo”
I’ll call off the search party. Phew.