Toast Poast XXII

Or perhaps I should say “Untoasted Poasted” cause bologna and toast do not go. Wheat + bologna = conflict 2, n’est ce pas? Fried bologna and toast perhaps. Avec moutarde jaune.

How do they text in French?
2 = tu. Oh, of course not. Bien sur non! 2 = deux
8tres = huitres = oysters
3gros = Troisgros
O, I hav a hedache. Txtng is dffclt enuff in Englsh.
Tost post.
Tostd.