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Whatever You Are, Be a Good One

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It’s the twenty-fir$t century and we must all ri$e to $elf-actualization if we wanna $tay current. I’m hip to that. Be your be$t, toa$ted-and-$ea$oned $elf. In the name of engendering truly authentic envy, DIY it. Toa$t afficionado$, fire up your bread oven$!

And, if in doubt, add $alt.

How to Make Toa$t So A*e$*m* You Can Charge $4 a $lice

According to Josey Baker of  The Mill in San Francisco, “There’s plenty of people doing toast now, [but] most of them aren’t making the bread themselves. It’s a really critical piece of the puzzle as far as we’re concerned.”

And while The Mill was not the first to create a thick-sliced, Nutella-topped piece of artisanal toast, Baker and his crew have certainly perfected the art. The one caveat? The thing some people can’t get over? That coveted slice can run you upwards of $4.

“Hipster Toast,” as the phenomenon is being called by outraged and genuinely befuddled media outlets, has taken San Francisco by storm, with iterations at bakeries and cafés around the city.

Bring on the hip$ters, $ay$ I, but plea$e leave any mention of the verb “do” out of it. Don’t wanna do toa$t, thank you anyway.

Dollar Toast concept by Chaz W

Toast Poast Number: “Two Words”

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“I have two words for you,” said Elle Kasey, “Artisanal Toast.”
Barbara and Liz sent links with urgent notes as well.

Two words: READ THIS

Read and be amazed. Gorgeousness.

How did toast become the latest artisanal food craze?

Screen Shot 2014-01-21 at 8.28.50 AM It has officially become too late for me to get a toast tattoo. Medium or dark? Butter or jam?

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“Generously”, ha ha. The Toaster Museum Foundation generously took about two dozen old toasters off my hands. The house was filling up.

Letter from the Toaster Museum Foundation President:

The Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn has acquired the entire collection of The Toaster Museum Foundation and they will stay largely together although we are uncertain when they will have the toasters ready for public viewing. Additionally the Henry Ford has committed to preserving the Internet resource toaster.org, which has so well served researchers and students over the years.

The Toaster Museum has attracted a great deal of press coverage over the years – from mentions on Garrison Keillor’s, “A Prairie Home Companion” and the Oprah Winfrey Show to radio interviews around the globe to being featured in magazines as diverse as “Saveur” and Russian “Elle” – and we are gratified that the public will now have the opportunity to see this unique collection in person.

We are toast-devouring sheeple (as opposed to “toast devouring sheeple”) and I love us for it.

A Very Merry Unsandwich Day to You!

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Business Insider: National Sandwich Day, November 3

Thank you, Mod Michele. You sent this to me punctually and I am tardy in posting. Lately I’m looking at life from behind the eight ball. The holidays are coming, fast and furious, long before I call the pocket. Leapt upon, we were, by National Sandwich Day, November 3. Happily, every day is sandwich day – even when you need to crack open the box of matzoh.

One tiny caveat with this map – speaking as the expert I am, having not lived in the midwest for 30 years – one would not eat a Wisconsin bratwurst with cheese curds, not on the brat anyway. After cheese curds, yes, but not under. Ask my mother. Screen Shot 2013-11-12 at 8.40.44 AMScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 8.40.56 AMScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 8.41.10 AMScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 8.41.19 AM

The business of being a sandwich insider is a very tough business indeed. Not for the feint of stomach.

Miércoles Gigante

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The hoisting of the torta was surprisingly invigorating. Whew, it was heavy. Like, super heavy.

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All that stuff was in there, but it did not stay in there. Bits and pieces shot out onto my shoes, lap, arms, face. I believe the carne asada was the most egregious offender, although I can’t be sure.

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This half – a half bigger than most wholes – went home.

Taco Bamba Taqueria

Taco Bamba Tacqueria is in a little strip mall that notes all the mini-mall touchstones – karate studio, rug store, closed dry-cleaner – just behind the Tyson’s Corner Whole Foods. It’s a snap to reach off 66.

My hope is that Victor Albisu will choose South Arlington (my home) for a location to be opened soon. We could lug a torta on our shoulders and have a ‘hood feast. Bring your saw.

Seven Days to Roll


Bon Apetit showed it’s face
With a different ‘wich in a different place

You’ve got seven days to rock
You’ve got seven days to roll
Seven days, you’re gonna stuff your face
With a different sandwich
In a different place
Seven days to rock
Well, you’ve got seven days to roll

Monday, sister Suzie’s ball
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Tuesday, you’re at the Union Hall
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Wednesday, you’re at the Roadhouse Inn
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Thursday, you’re at the Lion’s Den
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Friday, you hit the Chatterbox
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Saturday and Sunday, everybody rocks
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Monday, you’re goin’ for pastrami
Tuesday, it’s gonna be baked beans
Wednesday, it’s cold roast beef
Thursday, bacon, egg and cheese
Friday, it’s Brazilian Bauru
Saturday and Sunday, any ‘wich will do

With apologies and thanks to songwriters Buck Trail, Louis Innis and Henry Glover.

Thank you for the alert, Morsty!

Some Serious Sandwich Business

1058 Hoagie: Still Building a Sandwich on Par with Deli Board

By Anna Roth Wednesday, Oct 24 2012

The Bay Area has been home to countless culinary innovations, but if there’s one area where our friends back East have us beat, it’s sandwich engineering. The hot pastrami, the Reuben, the submarine — they’re all simple blueprints we follow out here, even in a city so focused on the new. Adam Mesnick, the brains behind his original Deli Board and the new 1058 Hoagie in SOMA, has taken those traditions with him from the East to create a temple to the Old World sandwich. But while his first place has become a destination for its playful takes on the classics, the new location has some improving to do before it earns a place on the list of great S.F. sandwich spots.

There is lots more to read, enough to make your sandwich-lovin’ noodle burst. Read on, if you’ve got the fortitude, here.

A Thrill Divine

You’re the top!

Frequent business traveler Kathryn Alice wishes that someone would develop an app pointing out the country’s best sandwich shops.

“Sandwiches are quick and portable, and I am often on the hurry, needing to eat en route,” says Alice, a Los Angeles-based author and speaker.

Alice and many other business travelers often want a quick bite on the road or tasty food to bring on a plane. But they frequently don’t know where to find a quality sandwich and instead settle for fast food.

Sign me up. Me and my 12-year-old. I’ll pinpoint the joints, he will build the app. In his sleep.

In a State

Please put me in a state of statelyness. And leave me there.

. characterized by a graceful, dignified, and imposing appearance or manner

Stately Sandwiches

Thanks much to Laura Cooke and the Sublime Miss M who are sandwich ephemera conduits. My antennae are always up, the knobs are always being twiddled, and I’m ready to receive from on-high, down-low and all territory in between.

Seek No Further

Creamy yellow, firm, medium-grained, crisp flesh rich, complex and distinct flavor. Fruit medium size, uniform. Skin is a beautiful, smooth deep yellow or greenish base, shaded red. Flourishes in well-drained, gravelly or loamy soil.

Does that not define perfection? As in, perfection does not exist. As in, perfection is all around us. You choose.

I choose to seek no further. As in, the Dalai Lama says that expectations cause all of the unhappiness in the world. All. Did I hear that right? Did I repeat it right? Probably not. You can expect that here at the Lunch Encounter. I will pontificate inaccurately.

That said, human beings will always search, and always seek, and most probably they will have notions about what is ahead. Notions that will – I promise you and the Dalai Lama does too – be dashed. So keep your notions in check, but keep up the searching and seeking.

Here we go, seeking further. I’m in. And I expect to be not disappointed.

Adam Richman has eaten more than his share of great-tasting but not-so-great-for-you “big foods” over four seasons of the Travel Channel’s “Man v. Food,” much of it in the form of sandwiches. So when the series was starting to wrap, and its Brooklyn-born host was tussling with “what next?” it wasn’t that much of a leap him for him to focus his food lens on what America likes to stuff inside two pieces of bread.


Who doesn’t love a really great sandwich — and who isn’t absolutely certain that their city has the best the country has to offer?


For Pittsburghers, that’d be Primanti’s signature Cap & Egg, a wondrous if gut-busting amalgamation of capicola, egg, coleslaw and hand-cut French fries piled between two slices of crusty Italian bread.

Read more.

The Sublime Miss M knows her way around the triumphs and disappointments of partnering with Mother Nature. Thanks to her for sending me this story and sending my mind off seeking, seeking, seeking.

Between a Rock and a Hard Roll

WWIDW (What Would I Do Without) JAF, MMSMINY (My Main Sandwich Man in New York) who sent me this story? I shudder to think.

    

  

Holy Mothers of Invention this is not your parents outdoor rock and roll.

Pork Belly, Lobster and, Yes, Music

Had it in mind to work towards world peace with mindless eating, as in, don’t think about it, just eat it. Turn your mind and body towards all things edible. Why oh why would it not be good if people, any people, eat it, crave it, love it, grow it, cook it, share it, dream of it, wash up after making and eating it? Why oh why?

Uh oh, here she comes again with that rant on, “I’ll have what you’re serving.”

My idea was, put people together, young people, the amoebas, the unformed, amorphous blobs who are defining themselves by what they don’t like and what they don’t eat. Have them cook for one another, and then eat it, together, without thinking, no refusing allowed. No comments other than thank you very much, this is delicious, thank you for sharing your food with me, thank you for showing me about yourself and your culture.

That was my idea, my move towards world peace, one meal at a time. Thought I might apply for some grants. Write a book. Conduct workshops. Guru it.  Apparently my idea is NOT needed. Look what these people are eating. Wowee. Everything. Oh to be young again. These people are eating circles around  me.

I’ll have what they’re eating. And mind you don’t call me ma’am!