Category Archives: Mayonnaise

The Extraordinariness of the Ordinary

The Surprise Loaf is everywhere! Featured in the New York Times Magazine earlier this month. Found on Pinterest, the warpiest of time warps. Betty Crocker still lauds it – such a steady Betty. Hurrah. Whoa, she even has one “iced” in hummus. Not sure I can wrap my mind/mouth around that.

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And here again, found inside my own home – thanks to my web-surfing mom – at the Smithsonian National Museum of American History. Super apropos, natch.

Is it true museum people have more fun? YES. No cobwebs and corn husks for the folks behind “Tasting the 1930’s: An experiment in congealed salads and other one-dish wonders“. Nosirree Bob, apparently they had a blast with gelatin. GELATIN. Did you know it is super source for protein?

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And the biggest surprise? The Surprise Loaf itself. It was assembled like a cake, consisting of three tiers of bread separated by layers of a coleslaw-like mixture and relish, with a whipped combination of cream cheese and “snappy” cheddar cheese spread like icing on the outside. Garnished with parsley and radish roses, the Surprise Loaf proved to be yet another example of a fancy-looking entrée that used inexpensive ingredients.

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I remember the Silent Hostess having an illustration of an aproned, tray-carrying, headless woman. Could that be so? Here is the true Silent Hostess in all her glory. The ice queen, cold-shouldered, and silent as stone.

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Duke’s

Speaking of summer, let’s get on with it. Festival of the lights be here, be gone, longer days, bring it on! Tomato sandwiches, please. I did not have anywhere near enough of them last summer. Or the one before.

Jeff Saxman, a terrific Richmond photographer, generously added the Duke’s cookbook to my library. We have done quite a bit of work together for Duke’s and I dig it – the mayonnaise and the work with Jeff.

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You will find nice straightforward recipes on the Duke’s website – Lobster Rolls, like the one above, and Tomato Sandwiches among them. See, here you go.

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What’d I tellya? Easy peasy. In lieu of Grill Shakers, in case you don’t have it and don’t want to run out, salt and pepper are good. They are almost always good, such a pair.

You know this sandwich is dependent on the tomatoes, which are dependent on the season, no matter how many hydroponic farmers and overnight freight shippers might tellya, right? Wait it out till tomatoes are hot on the vine.

Then, get out the Duke’s and bread. That’ll do-ya. Here’s what’s in Dukes:Ingredients: Soybean oil, eggs, water, distilled and cider vinegar, salt, oleoresin paprika (it’s just paprika, not to worry) natural flavors, calcium disodium EDTA (not sure where I stand on this stuff) added to protect flavor.

As a Southern thing, Duke’s knows its way around a tomato sandwich, that much I know for sure. And I’m gonna look into that calcium disodium thing.

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Duke’s Mayonnaise

Duke's Tomato Sandwich