Category Archives: Merch

Window Dressing

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Say it, loud and proud, in the universal sixth language of love, the all-of-the-above language of love – food! There is nuance, though, and one size does not fit all. Do you speak Hoagie, Cubano, Cheesesteak in your sleep? Is Pastrami and Rye the way to your heart and head?

Give the world a peek into your sandwichy soul.  Is expression not the dressing on love? Open your window to Deli Fresh Threads, bypass window shopping altogether, dash to serious browsing and punch Add to Cart.

I believe there is a gift-giving occasion on the horizon, people.

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Yes, Let’s!

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I don’t think it’s too  late to give/receive this utilitarian/decorative teatowel/calendar.

Stuffing clean dish towels into our kitchen drawer, I realize that there are certain things I will never need to buy or receive again in this lifetime – tea towels being one of them – and a ping of sadness registers in the homemaking heart valve. My inner Danish immigrant/ Wisconsin homesteader counsels against discarding perfectly good pieces of utilia such as discolored but intact dish towels in favor of the new and shiny. Have I not evolved beyond the lip-pursing, silent-agenda-screaming, vise-tight legacy of my ancestors? In the middle of the night, no. First thing on a fresh morning? Toss me that shiny new tea towel so I can dry these champagne flutes, would ya baby?!

Get yer sandwich merch here!

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Thank you, Vintage Planet Janet!