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Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

Jon  said, “I’m not sure this is particularly funny, or maybe it’s just that I don’t get it. But, all things sandwich must be forwarded to you.”

I’m withya, Jon.  A sandwich on me to the first person who can explain why this is funny.

My favorite unfunny joke:

Q: What do an elephant and a dog have in common?

A: They both have trunks……..

………………except the dog.

I’ve always been a big admirer of the unfunny joke.

What’s the difference between a duck?

Is it further to New York than by train?

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

Thank you, Jon. Keep the all-things-sandwich coming!

A Man Meal

Photo by Dan Whipps

Make Me a Manwich!

Please make the man salty and smoky, seasonal and ripe, tough enough to stand up to pumpernickle, tender enough to yield to one’s bite. Dress him up with green leafy stuff and serve with chips. Then  draw me a cold one to wash him down.

Double entendre much, dear? Oh dear.

Stalzy’s

There is a deli renaissance in our future and I hope it rolls over us all in a big way. Stalzy’s in Madison, Wisconsin, is a beacon of delis to come, a rebirth of what was beloved and has been (nearly) lost.

At Stalzy’s they corn their own beef, and make their own pickles, and pastrami and rye bread. Oooh. An outfit of such deep endeavors can do no wrong by me. None. 

Based in technique and tradition, Stalzy’s mission is to create real, hand-crafted food from scratch. We support hard working local businesses and purveyors by using Wisconsin products & services whenever possible. Embracing an ideal that has seemingly disappeared from our culture, we take the time to do things correctly, providing you with the finest products we can create. From the moment a raw ingredient enters our kitchen, to the moment a finished product is placed at your table, there is one message that we hope is noticed and understood. We take great pride in what we do.

2701 Atwood Avenue, Madison, WI 53704 | phone: 608.249.7806 | hours: Monday – Saturday 7:30am-9:00pm Sunday 7:30am-2:00pm

Want to witness  an epic battle, up close and personal? The angels versus the devils in  hand-to-hand combat. Raise a child. Watch them break your heart with sweetness, and tear your heart out with worry. Till you are reduced to dust.

Here he sat, like an old man engrossed in the paper, distancing himself from the goofy, giggly, gaggle. Girls? What girls?Until the check arrived…

We did okay, on our own, no boy-man as chaperone. We did okay. Stalzy’s had us at .

Jumping on the Lunch Wagon



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The Lunch Box Project

Slogging through February, with an extra day, a wintry addendum. We were not gifted with a snow day this year, a day when time stands still and the air is electric with light. The daffodils have popped, three weeks ahead of schedule they say, but my spirit has not popped with them. The Ides must have it, stowed in their root cellar, letting the starch turn to sugar, sweetening me up for my vernal emergence.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Mindful Mouthful

This year, for Lent, I am swearing off…nothing. In fact, I’m going to jump on the enjoy-it-more bandwagon. Doing an about face from Faster-Harder-More to Slower-Deeper-Less. The quirk of this hat trick is, less will, in fact, be more. At least while eating. The rest of the time, mindfulness be damned. Enough already.

I eat. You eat. We don’t need to talk. Nice to know you are there. Parallel play.

Try this: take a bite. It doesn’t matter what the food is, but make sure it is something you love – let’s say it’s that

crusty bread swaddled, stinky cheese filled, mustard coated, smokedysmoked country ham laden, gherkin spooning, sandwich you covet.

Now comes the hard part. Put the fork down. This could be a lot more challenging than you imagine, because that first bite was very good and another immediately beckons. You’re hungry.

Today’s experiment in eating, however, involves becoming aware of that reflexive urge to plow through your meal like Cookie Monster on a shortbread bender. Resist it. Leave the fork on the table. Chew slowly. Stop talking. Tune in.

This year, for Lent, I am swearingoff…anything beyond germaine. Strip away the excess. No thank you. Is my mind behind it 100%? No? No thank you. Not germaine.

This year, for Lent, I am swearing off…ideals. I am swearing on…making tough choices. That’s where the petroleum-product-masquerading-as-rubber meets the road and gives you traction. Shooting you off the launching pad of essentials and into the galaxy of ideals.

This year, for Lent, my mind is full. Putting my mouth where my mind is. And my mind where my mouth is. Parallel play.

Mindful Eating as Food for Thought by Jeff Gordinier, The New York Times, February 7, 2012

Get Your Sticky Fingers on A Pair of Free Tickets!

Catch Doron Petersan of Sticky Fingers Bakery fame at Sixth and I in Washington, DC, on Thursday, March 1, 2012. Ms. Petersan will be there to speak, sign copies of her exciting new book, Sticky Fingers Sweets, 100 Super-Secret Vegan Recipes, and to offer tastings, too, of course.

The Lunch Encounter is pleased to offer TWO FREE TICKETS to this event! Get your stickiness on and write to me. What sticky foods make you the happy? Tell me about it! The lucky winner will be chosen via a criteria of originality, exuberance, and pure shamelessness.

DATE: Thursday, March 01, 2012
TIME: 7:00 pm
image Living the life as an Italian Jew from New York who turned vegan was challenging. Craving guilt laden foods, Doron Petersan was determined to unlock the secrets of creating their animal-free counterparts.Since opening the DC-based Sticky Fingers Bakery in 2002, Doron has been on a mission to dispel the myths that anything without butter or eggs can’t taste good, and that your palette will suffer for trying to make the world, your body, and your kitchen a better place. In Sticky Fingers’ Sweets! 100 Super-Secret Vegan Recipes, Doron shares the recipes and techniques behind her bakery’s most popular desserts and breakfast items.Sticky Fingers’ Sweets offers a range of recipes including Chocolate Love Cake, George Carmelin Cupcake (chocolate spice cake with vanilla frosting)—Doron’s vegan cupcake was declared the winner of a recent Food Network Cupcake Wars—Cowvin Cookies (the most popular item at the bakery), Little Devils (inspired by classic Devil Dogs), Peanut Butter and Banana Whoopie Pie, and Seoul Sticky Bread, among dozens of others. Book signing to follow.

No sandwiches in the new book. Boo hoo. Better luck next time in the literary department for those of us stuck more on savory than sweet. They do serve sandwiches at the bakery, though, so an in person visit is in order.

“Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can.”

Arthur Ashe would approve. There is a LOT to be said for making something manageable. Taking your creative life one bite at a time. One small card, two knitted socks, three pretty stones, four loose lettuce salads, five daisies in a bunch.

Am I an artist? No. Do I try to create everyday art every day? Yes. Art is in the eye of the beholder. Be the holder of your own art.

From today’s Huffington Post:

Artist Brittany Powell interpreted “sandwich art” literally; she replicated famous artists’ styles by using a slice of bread and some common sandwich ingredients. Powell and former classmate Tae Kitakata started Low-Commitment Projects at the beginning of 2012 — each Monday they publish a new post on their blog. Here’s how they describe their low-commitment venture:

“Low-Commitment Projects provides us a chance to share concepts and schemes without a huge outlay of time, energy, or money. These ventures are like the materialization of mental sketches; there’s minimal risk because they’re quick.”

Words to the wise from one who is in the choir. Fear not the looming to-do list. Venture out!

Thank you, FreshFarm-Amanda.

Can You Take It Like You Dish It?

Some stuff is just plain-old hard to swallow. Enough is enough, says your heart, mind and belly, and your throat says NOOOO. Enter, the praise sandwich. A praise sandwich is about hope, as in, not dashing it completely. A large portion of praise, a dash of criticism. Get ’em by the belly. When you’ve got ’em by the belly, their hearts and minds will follow. Or so one hopes when in the hotseat of delivering criticism.

The Praise Sandwich

Got it? Okay, let’s give it a run through. A little role play. I’ll be me and you can be my  supervisor. I have a monster appetite for praise – best slice that bread in slabs.

You: Lisa, when you make a sandwich, I can see that you put your heart and soul into all of it, beginning with the bread – growing the wheat in your rooftop garden, drawing spring water from a depth of 500 feet, milling the grain in your hand-cranked coffee grinder.Your dedication is unsurpassed.

That said, the mustard, while it is divine –  the vinegar so finely aged in your cellar, the mustard seeds at their peak of ripeness when handpicked by you with a forceps, the flavor so perfectly balanced by your formula, is spread a wee bit thin. 

I do want you to know that cheese from your personal fromagerie is superlative – velvety, tasting of blue skies and clover, and with the faintest hint of the organic muslin in which it is wrapped, woven by you, of course. You undoubtedly have contented cows. This sandwich, so simple, and yet so superlative.

Me: Up the mustard next time. Got it.

See there, wasn’t that easy? Praise goes down fast though, with a strong appetite for more close behind. Stock your larders. Especially if I’m coming over for a sandwich.

Horseshoes and Hand Grenades II – Merry Ann’s

What makes all the difference? Trusting the world to deliver on its promise, that makes all the difference. The world is so thick, fat and full with promise. Zippety doo dah.

Merry Ann’s in Champaign brought us within spitting distance of the Horseshoe Sandwich. Actually, it was the draw of the Bottle Rockets that pulled us to Illinois.

1510 S Neil Street

Champaign, IL 61820

(217)352-5399

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merryannsZip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
merryanns1Mister Bluebird’s on my shoulder
It’s the truth, it’s actual
Ev’rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day, yes sir!

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Yes indeed. My brain felt gorgeous – hangover free.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
merryannseggsMister Bluebird’s on my shoulder
It’s the truth, it’s actual
Ev’rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, feeling this way

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The Final Word on Pie

Are you a member of the

Clean Sandwich Plate Club?

Card carrying? If so, read on.

If no – honesty please – close this tab and get back to your online bill paying.

I was here, at Hoosier Mama, with my mama, in Chicago, after a long walk. Insistence and persistence are one of my most annoying specialties, particularly in pursuit of food. Relentless foraging. My mama, bless her pie-loving, 84-year-old-tomorrow heart, is always always always game. No joke.

She said it was the best banana cream pie she had ever eaten. This from the woman who, as a child, carried pie making ingredients from the basement every morning at 5 am, to her mother who baked them, over the years, during The Great Depression, into 14 thousand pies. Sold for 25 cents each.

The same woman who won a 4-H blue ribbon for her lemon meringue. She just makes pie. Nothing precious about it.

Her dad could sit down and eat pie on demand. “There’s always room for pie,” said he, and put his mouth where his money was. My grandpa was a lovable skinny dude, with a righteous appetite.

In turn my mother taught me to bake pie, and I became adept at it in high school, carrying warm apple pies to the occasional sweet boy who caught my eye. I have no fear of pieing. None. Thank you, Mom. Happy Birthday!

Deluxe!