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Set Up!

Prepared to be frazzled, whipped into a froth, undies bundled, knickers knotted, I found Tyler Kord‘s A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches to be pleasantly un-unpleasant. screen-shot-2016-10-29-at-6-23-41-pm Moderately amusing mostly.

“Some good flavor profiles” said my friend Barbara, using an expression so fraught with marketing-speak that its utterance took me by surprise. She has a point though. screen-shot-2016-10-29-at-6-23-07-pm Mr. Kord is a master of sandwiches in three d. Delicious, drippy and devourable. I know from No. 7 somewhat.screen-shot-2016-10-29-at-6-22-44-pm

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1. Do we need this book?
2. Do we need it now?
3. Do we need any book about sandwiches?
4. Would anyone actually follow a recipe for a sandwich?
5. Broccoli. Does it belong in a sandwich?
6. Should anything be excluded from sandwichery?
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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. May. Be… Were there a book about sandwiches to guide them.

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A Super Upsetting Book About Sandwiches looks super non-upsetting on the kitchen counter, which is why you need it. Put it there. Open.  Put some food in your pantry and fridge. Sandwichy stuff. Ask for a sandwich. Appear upset. Get yourself a napkin. Sit. Do not get your undies in a bundle, your knickers in a twist or your froth whipped. Betting on someone taking the bait. If not, call Tyler Kord. He will thank you for the upset. 212-766-7648

Gotta run. Deadline to meet on my book about okra.

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Shameless Self Promotion Number 4 Billion

Which is bigger, the sun or that bun in your hand?

The solar center is a sandwich, with a shine that outbrights other spinners in the galaxy. Now and then one must turn away or be blinded, so yes, make your lunch a taco today. Tomorrow you will be back, basking in a sandwichy glow, dabbing a mayonnaisey magnetic field from your lips. 

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Photos by Scott Suchman. Styled by your favorite sandwichstronaut – me!

Our global orbit is around sandwiches. No matter how far out your planet, it will eventually be drawn, by a force beyond its strength, back to a sandwich. Count on it. For at least another five billion years. 

 

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Hero of Your Own Story

 

Scott Suchman took these pictures and I made the sandwiches. At the house, which was lovely cause I could be with my dog. And we could all have giant sandwiches for lunch.

To genuinely appreciate Scott you must hear him on the phone with a non-native English speaker spelling out his name. S C O Tee Tee. S C O Teee Teeeee. So patient. So precise. So funny. That is the world for a man who takes lots of pictures at lots of restaurant. Ess Cee Oh Tee Tee.

Scott is a picture man and he is the hero of his own pictures, as he should be.

And then there is the man who wants to talk beyond the patina of his name. About the big stuff. In words. He wants to spell out his insides and how you can be like him. Your name need not be Joseph Cee A Em Pee Bee E El El. His path is not laid out in front of him step by step. His own path? He makes it with every step he takes. That’s why it’s his path. I swear on a stack of salami slices that I am not making fun of him. His words are hoagie-size quotable. And one needs words to live by when stuffing themselves on torpedoes.

The man who said, “You are the hero of your own story” also said:

“Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer.”

“We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us.”

“The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.”

“If the path before you is clear, you’re probably on someone else’s.”

Okay, okay, I get it Joseph Campbell. You are making me exhausted. Now can I go back to following the path of PILING UP THE MOST MONEY BY BEING A BETTER INVESTOR? I know that money is waiting for me.

And then I will sit down and enjoy an unplanned sandwich.

Shameless Self Promotion Number I-Lost-Count

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Renee’s website looks beautiful. Mine is due for an update and that will be happening this fall. Bout time and I’m excited for a new look.

This beef banh mi is from Australian Meat and Livestock. It not only looked amazing, but it tasted delicious – typically not a priority and a major perk for a stylist. Thank you Chef Roy Villacrusis.

The Australians with whom we work always impress me. The stereotypes – those with which I am familiar – apply. Hooray. The Australians I know – only stateside – are fun-loving, hard-working, no-nonsense, unpretentious and know how to eat. What’s not to like? Nuttin.

Australian friends turned me on to an essential food friendKEWPIE MAYONNAISE. How could I not know about this???  Totes adorbs and the top has a star opening that squeezes out ridged ribbons of unctuous tart mayo onto your food. Sandwiches, salads, cold meats, pizza if you are in Sweden. OH, you just want to SQUEEEEEZE it!!

Chef Roy Villacrusis Grassfed Beef Banh Mi

Servings 4

French colonists left the Vietnamese with a taste for baguettes and pâté for their sandwiches—known as banh mi. Chef Villacrusis uses Aussie grassfed steak with the surprise addition of brie cheese. Pickled vegetables and sliced jalapeños add the traditional zing.

Portion size: 1 sandwich
Alternate cuts: Ribeye

Ingredients:
1 pound Aussie grassfed strip steak
Kosher salt and black pepper as desired
1/4 cup shredded carrot
1/4 cup shredded daikon
1/4 cup thinly sliced bell pepper
1 cup rice wine vinegar
Four each 6″ french baguettes, sliced lengthwise
1 cup prepared liver pâté
12 thin slices of brie cheese
1/2 cup fresh red ribbon sorrel leaves
1/2 cup fresh cilantro leaves
1/4 cup seeded, sliced jalapeños
1/2 cup Kewpie mayonnaise
Salt and pepper to taste

Method:
For the steak:
preheat a grill over MEDIUM-HIGH heat. Season strip steak with salt and pepper, then cook to medium rare—about 4 minutes on each side. Allow to rest for 5 minutes before slicing very thin.

For the pickled vegetables: Combine carrot, daikon and bell pepper in a small saucepan and top with rice wine vinegar. Cook on LOW heat for 30 minutes. Remove from pot and refrigerate until ready to use

To serve: Toast the baguette halves until slightly crisped, about 1 minute. Spread the liver pâté evenly on the bottom halves. Divide the sliced steak between the bread bottoms. Place 3 slices of the cheese over it. Add the sorrel, cilantro, pickled vegetables and jalapeños. Spread the mayonnaise on the cut sides of the top buns. Season with salt and pepper and put on the bun tops. Serve.

Chef notes: Kewpie mayonnaise is a brand from Japan that Chef Villacrusis prefers for his banh mi. It’s available at many Asian grocery stores.

 

Anthony Darling, Could We Agree to Disagree

in bed?

Haha.

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Red hot. screen-shot-2016-09-26-at-8-17-53-pmA weenie screen-shot-2016-09-26-at-10-56-49-pmis “truly a category unto its own”.  A piece of m**t screen-shot-2016-09-27-at-10-41-57-pm (makes me squirm to type it).

Lalala, I am covering my ears. Anthony Bourdain, I can’t HEAR you.

As queen of this castle, I am allowed to win all debates, discussions, arguments and beefs. A hotdog is a type of sandwich around here. Were there a sandwich situation and the hotdog forced to choose sides, he would run for the cover of the wich. Around here.

 

Transport Me Now and Leave Me There

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Hey babe, Got your card. Thank you! Not to nitpick but I think you are talking about Meyers Deli, with an s. Love, your beloved editor

 

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Shameless Self Promotion Number 1971

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Photo by Renee Comet and Styling by Yours Truly

We made a Lamb Sausage Breakfast Sandwich  for the Meat and Livestock Australia people. I love working with them. This is not meat that comes in a weird styrofoam container, alienating it from the animal it was. This IS the animal. Face it and embrace it and cook it with zest. And, apparently,  find it transformed into lamb sausage as another roadside attraction in Australia. Let’s get in the car, shall we? After a flight to Australia.

We were told this is a typical Australian breakfast sandwich. Something a person can pick up along the road on an early morning drive. I would. In Australia. How bout next week?

Here is a Bon Apetit story about Australian Brekkie. I read it with skepticism and giant flakes of salt. I want to be a believer. And I also want to think that not ALL of Australia is so flakin’ chic. I sincerely hope they have not all drunk the Donna Hay Kombucha Koolaid.

Not to knock Donna. Or kombucha. Whoopsie, I already did, although I sincerely like them both, Donna more than kombucha, and both as much as we all love BREAKFAST. You sleep, you get up, you are in Australia where the people are sturdy, gusto-deluxed, super-charged, funny, game, and appetite-driven. When they talk about food, the Australian accent makes everything sound delicious and oh-so-slighty off color. Ohyum! Sensorama!

And now, to talk about Australian breakfast as the meal that is any breakfast. It gets you started and let’s you know that there IS life after breakfast. No more exclamation or explanation points. Simply filling. Something to keep your two feet on the ground.

Roadside Breakfast Lamb Sausage Sandwich

Servings

4

It’s incredibly easy to make your own lamb sausage, with a touch of sweetness from maple syrup. Then your breakfast-to-go is ready in minutes.

Portion size: 1 sandwich

Ingredients:
Lamb breakfast sandwich:

1 pound ground Australian lamb
1 tablespoon maple syrup
1/2 tablespoon chopped fresh sage leaves
1/2 teaspoon chopped fresh rosemary leaves
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon minced garlic
1 1/2 tablespoons vegetable oil

Sandwich:

4 toasted jumbo English muffins
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
4 scrambled eggs
4 slices American cheese

Method:
For the sausage:
In a large bowl, combine the ground lamb, maple syrup, sage, rosemary, salt, pepper and garlic. Mix well, divide into 4 equal portions and form into flat patties.

To cook: In a large nonstick sauté pan or griddle over MEDIUM-HIGH heat, add the oil and cook the lamb patties for 5 minutes, turning once, or until cooked through.

To serve: Spread ½ tablespoon of mayonnaise on the inside of each toasted English muffin. Next, divide the scrambled eggs equally among the English muffins. Top each with 1 lamb sausage patty and 1 slice of American cheese. Serve immediately.

Chef notes: Quickly dip your cheese in hot water before placing it on your sandwich for that instant restaurant-quality melted cheese look.

Recipe here.

Do You Know From Joe?

The New Jersey Sloppy Joe, that is. If you are drawing a blank, please read MMSMINY’s Skinny on the Joe before scrolling even a teensy bit. Click on the link. I promise you will be glad. It will save you a lot of headscratching and me a lot of sammysplaining. When James speaks, one is wise to listen. James knows the Joe, is not afraid of words and does not waste them. Plain speak and essential. He’s gifted that way.

Knowing about the Joe makes me excited about life in general. That is the power of a spectacular sandwich.

This was my maiden voyage to the Milburn Deli. Here’s my bucket list:

  1. Have a Joe at the Milburn Deli.

Check.

Do you know from MMSMINY? My Main Sandwich Man in New York is the inimitable James Farber, a man who has stayed successfully under the internet radar until…now. Sorry James. Sandwiches will put a person in  the spotlight. James’ phone numbers, SSN, mother’s maiden name and routing numbers are all below. Sorry James. Thanks, Obama.

 

I know from Joe now and can dish on its squish. A Joe is wet. At the Milburn the bread is very thin and firm, and there are three slices. They used to butter it, but no longer, unless requested. Personally, I think butter would take this sandwich from spectacular to stellar. We did not have butter, but I will next time. I like butter on  a sandwich, especially cold butter. Most folks do not, and that  is a-ok. The Joe is a stand out, butterless. Miraculously, the bread is not soggy.

Cole slaw is all over the place on a Joe. Between the layers, spilling out on the paper, on your hands, in your lap. If you start with a napkin, you will need a mess of em. What do you mean, you don’t like cole slaw? Speaking of head scratchers. It’s the mayonnaise,  you  say? No, say it ain’t so.

Are you a control freak? To find out, answer these questions.

When someone claims to dislike mayonnaise do you

  1.  Think that they do not know what they are talking about?
  2. Believe that they really do like mayonnaise but are unwilling to admit it?
  3. Think they are out of their minds?
  4. Feel sorry for them?

If you answered yes to any of the questions you are a control freak.

At the Milburn they make their own iced tea. And bottle it. Plain labels. Love me a plain label. Love me a plain anything. Anything that does not scream in your face. “Unsweetened Iced Tea” says it all. Succinctly. It tasted just right. Plain. No need to brag. Super cold, too.

James and I were at the Milburn Deli on a hot Thursday and we sat outside to accommodate my dog. At James’s insistence I did peek my head inside to absorb the atmosphere. Mayhem! Correction: orderly mayhem. Sandwiches flying out the door in  giant brown bags. These Jersey folks are on to something.

The Joe. Unleashed. I’m ALL in.

 

 

 

Shameless Self Promotion Number 1 Ton Per Hour

Sriracha is the old gochujang. Beer is always the new brew.

Sriracha is being turned out at 1 ton per hour. Enough for every skunk-sprayed dog in the world to bath twice weekly for 2.3 years. Do your part and eat your share. On a sandwich.

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Styling by Yours Truly
For Meat and Livestock Australia
There are loads of wonderful recipes on their site,  including the recipe for this stellar

Hot Sriracha Grass-Fed Beef Sandwich. 

Those are oven-roasted tomatoes in there. Ta-dah!