Shameless Self Promotion Number Ad Infinitum

Those who know me know I love to talk, sometimes to the point of – upon later reflection – mortification. Well, someone’s got to do it, so those of you who handle social awkwardness in other manners – wisely reticent, for instance – can a) relax and b) have someone to tease.

My friend and neighbor, writer/producer/director, Mike Sobola, took advantage of my personal affliction – no resistance here – and interviewed me for his terrific new podcast, Stay Relevant. A key element in staying relevant is staying on top of the worldwide sandwich scene or course,  a topic we cover on Stay Relevant. 

We have a sort of toaster weathervane atop our house. Mike’s standard greeting for Teddy? “Been making toast on the roof?”.

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The Season Is Upon Us

 

Ligaya Mishan I am enamored of your writing. Florid, evocative, funny.
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The American ice cream sandwich was born in the Bowery district of Manhattan in the early 1900s, when a pushcart vendor slapped together skinny wafers and vanilla ice cream and handed them for a penny each to shoeshiners and stockbrokers alike.

Only the latter are likely to have access to the version now served on the Bowery at the high-minded restaurant Pearl & Ash. Here the sandwich ($6) arrives wrapped in paper with a happy face scrawled on it, belying the adult flavors within: ice cream suffused with Campari, vermouth and juniper (to conjure gin). It is a Negroni, transmuted, and tastes frankly medicinal, unmitigated by the trace of orange (the cocktail’s garnish) in thin bookends of vanilla cake.

The calculus of the first ice cream sandwich was simple: mostly cold and creamy, with a little crunch on either end. But unlike the cone, which functions primarily as a serving vessel, those crunchy ends (originally wafers, later upgraded to cookies and cake) are integral to the whole. They should make the ice cream better than if it stood alone. Not every combination works. Cookies and ice cream that are perfectly delightful on their own can be, once married, a bore.

How far has the ice cream sandwich come in a century? To find out, I visited a dozen ice cream shops and restaurants that have opened in New York in the last few years. (Note that the season is not quite upon us, and some purveyors are still in hibernation.)

Read the rest of the story here → NY times

Thank you, Yeah-Ya-Do Charles and and Sorry-Birds Ellen, both ice cream enthusiasts.
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50 Sandwiches to Eat While You Are Alive

Forgive me, I do not want to see any more lists of things I need to eat, see, do, experience before I die.

Favorite roadside attraction to date: ALIVE AND LIVING, GIANT FROGS!

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Here we are, alive and living, let’s eat sandwiches. While we are alive. The only sandwich I expect to eat after dying is the one Sharon Stone made famous while describing Dwight Yoakum, the dirt sandwich. Unless I am proved wrong about God – oh joy! oh joy! – and a praise sandwich is on my post-life menu. Doubtful.

So, while we are here, let’s sing the praises of a good sandwich – and there are many, all glorious. Click below and set your GPS to a life among the sandwiches. Let’s call it a Luckit List, shall we?

50 sandwiches to eat before you die

Get on it!

AgriCULTURIsta Amanda sent me this linkety link. Thanks, babe. Where would I be without you? Chuckin it, that’s where, I kid you not.

Make Me a Sandwich! Introducing the Strong Arm

Sunday sandwich. Calling this the Strong Arm cause it will carry you through a long day’s labor or leisure.

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IMG_0034What you will need:
2 slices good toast, something brown and seedy is good
Peanut butter, I chose chunky
2 slices cooked bacon
1/2 ripe avocado, sliced
Thin slices red onion
Thin slices cucumber (I didn’t have any and missed it.)

What to do:
Spread peanut butter on both slices of toast. Top one with bacon, avocado, onion and cucumber. Top with second slice of peanut-butter-covered toast. Press together and eat.

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Photos by Lisa Cherkasky

Toast Poast Number 50 Meters

Who needs a swimming pool?
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When one could haveScreen Shot 2015-05-18 at 9.27.23 PMInflatable Toast Mattress

At 1/217th of the cost?

Could you fancy now… A haiku on a pretzel…Slice of raw atop?

Shameless self promotion, shameless self indulgence, shameless self exposure of a shameless show of appetite. Pile it high, make it drip down my arm, bring on the onion, butter-griddled bread and sloppy creamed spinach. Oh yeah.
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Pretzel roll dripping
With hanger steak and bourbon.
Spinach keeping safe sentry.

Photo by Renee Comet and styling by MOI! (I love it but think it coulda been drippier. Neatness bgone.)

Recipe – go on, click it! – here.

Still Gilly’s

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Gilly’s is not hard against the Williamsburg Bridge, nor is it boasting the triumvirate pedigrees of local, sustainable and organic, yet Gilly’s quietly carries the mantle of the the 9-letter A word. Need I e-utter it? Au, au, au…aaaw, don’t make me say it. Au-cough-cough-choke-thentic.

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Kit-KitKatrina and I were there recently, following a class in the outre skirts of DC, the far out hinterlands of Rock-not-a-ville. To find it, you have to follow several left-turn-on-green-arrow-onlys, seeming to circle closer and closer until ~Bingo!~ Gillys!

Why am I deluging you with hyphenated hyperbole for a near-hole-in-the-wall off yet-another Pike? Cause Gilly’s knows what they are doing sandwich-wise. Come for a mixed-six, stay for a sandwich.

They get the bread-to-filling ration just right, a rarity in my sandwich safari roamings. The bread is good, need I mention that? A sandwich can rate on second rate bread, but the players have to compensate. At Gilly’s all players carry their weight.

Lastly, while listing criteria, the interior landscape of a Gilly’s sandwich is flat. Hooray hurrah huzzah for that. No hump of meat in the middle, no condiment-free zone at the crusts. Bite for bite, each one’s equitable – bread, filling, condiment, border to border.

Gilly’s is not new, nor hip, nor screaming for an icon on the map, thank the if-there-is-a-God-he/she-must-eat-sandwiches, Lord.

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The Sandwich That Mothered Me

A Mother’s Day post, posted late. Figures right? Mothering feels like a game of catch-up, work-around, forgive-and-forget. Forgetting is key. So please forget that this is late. And now even later. At least I am finishing in 2015.

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When I was a kid in Appleton, Wisconsin my mother was busy. She put us outside in the morning, my dad whistled us in in the evening. On school days I walked home at lunch time and made myself something to eat. My parents and sisters were out, at school or work.

The lunch menu was not vast when I was cooking – grilled cheese of course, says my mom; fried egg sandwich, probably, says my mom (I would walk across broken tupperware for a fried egg sandwich then, now too, probably); tuna that I was supposed to make into a sandwich but never did, instead eating it straight from the can with the cat who I hoisted onto the counter; or a full fledged balanced meal which I adored and made often – peanut butter and banana on white bread from my dad’s bakery and a glass of blender egg nog, recipe courtesy of the Betty Crocker Boys and Girls Cookbook.

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The eggnog is committed to memory – 1 cup milk (from my dad’s dairy – seems impossibly wholesome and from a time gone by), 1 tablespoon sugar, 1 egg, 1 teaspoon vanillla. And all you had to do was whirl it in the blender. A thicker, stickier, denser lunch one could not conjure. It was delicous.

Duke’s

Speaking of summer, let’s get on with it. Festival of the lights be here, be gone, longer days, bring it on! Tomato sandwiches, please. I did not have anywhere near enough of them last summer. Or the one before.

Jeff Saxman, a terrific Richmond photographer, generously added the Duke’s cookbook to my library. We have done quite a bit of work together for Duke’s and I dig it – the mayonnaise and the work with Jeff.

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You will find nice straightforward recipes on the Duke’s website – Lobster Rolls, like the one above, and Tomato Sandwiches among them. See, here you go.

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What’d I tellya? Easy peasy. In lieu of Grill Shakers, in case you don’t have it and don’t want to run out, salt and pepper are good. They are almost always good, such a pair.

You know this sandwich is dependent on the tomatoes, which are dependent on the season, no matter how many hydroponic farmers and overnight freight shippers might tellya, right? Wait it out till tomatoes are hot on the vine.

Then, get out the Duke’s and bread. That’ll do-ya. Here’s what’s in Dukes:Ingredients: Soybean oil, eggs, water, distilled and cider vinegar, salt, oleoresin paprika (it’s just paprika, not to worry) natural flavors, calcium disodium EDTA (not sure where I stand on this stuff) added to protect flavor.

As a Southern thing, Duke’s knows its way around a tomato sandwich, that much I know for sure. And I’m gonna look into that calcium disodium thing.

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Duke’s Mayonnaise

Duke's Tomato Sandwich

Lebaneez Pleez

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I did some work for the Muncheez people and I liked them. Very much.  High, drunk, deranged, crazed, starved? photo 2 photo 1-1Muncheez may look like a place to get yer fix when you got the munchies and it is! Cause you are a discerning individual.photo 4You will walk, uber, careen, the extra kilometer for Muncheez.   photo 1-2

A righteous undertaking. And rewarded.

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