Toast Poast Number 7 Is the Toastiest Number That You’ll Ever Do

Along-for-the-Ride Hei7di (the 7 is silent) made me some swanky toasty notes.

For those of us suffering from MAAA (Mail Arrival Anticipation Anxiety), a snail toast poast is therapeutic – building self-control and warm, inner calm. That email stuff is just too fast. In! Out! Whip! Whoosh! Brain spin!

Q: What did the snail say when he took a ride on a turtle?

A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

All about perspective. Ex.act.ly.


If you’ve looked at the other illustration note cards in my shop, you may have noticed that, over the years, Lisa has commissioned quite a few illustrations from me to adorn blank note cards. To thank her, I did a drawing of an item that is close to her heart (i.e. personally iconic): a toaster.           

You too can calligraph with pure, poignant panache on toasty notes of your own. Click on the link and seek the thrill of purchase.

Toaster cards on Etsy

Dew Yew Kew Pee?


Just sorting through old Lunch Encounter mail, taping postcards to the fridge, rereading love letters and perusing ephemera. Barbara, chef/owner of Cafe Clementine in Tribeca, born and raised in Bluffton, Ohio, a suburb of Lima, took me with her on a short stagger down memory lane in her note, following up a Kew Pee/Wilson’s conversation we had started months earlier.

Kew Pee, a burger chain based in Lima, is cute as can be. Looking at a snap shot, if I squint real hard and let my imagination take the lead I can see Barbara inside, all dolled up in her blond wig (“You wore a wig in high school??!! What did it look like?” “Well, just like my hair.”), tall and funny, with one and a half feet out the door of Ohio, and on her way to NYC and acting school.

Just a short detour there, though. We met on the front steps of the main building of the Culinary Institute of America a few years later. My words to my mother when I spotted Barbara in a mauve gauze dress (how she thinks she knows what I said is anyone’s guess) were, “Not my type”. Snarky little hippie me. I ate plenty of my words then, and still. With salt.

Hey Lisa,

Taken down by a cold and sofa bound I’ve been catching up on your blog.

Wilson’s was owned by the Kew Pee people of Lima, Ohio. Wilson’s was about 40 miles north in  Findlay, home of Standard Oil in Ohio. Guess they had a non-compete clause with themselves.

My friends and I really liked Wilson’s. It was new and bright and sparkly 35 years ago. Is it still in biz? Perhaps by now the grill has had time to acquire
the patina to make a real Kew Pee.

Even a teenage palate could tell the taste of Kew Pee hadn’t completely migrated north to Wilson’s, but Wilsons served fries and were blocks away from the movie theater where we saw Easy Rider and Mash and a live traveling Christian Chorus who tried to convert us into born agains. (unsuccessful) .

Thanks for the stagger down memory lane.

xx,b

I think they wrapped their burgers in the
“Hamburger Pickle on Top
Makes Your Heart Go Flippity Flop”
dry wax paper too…gonna check with Brent.

Dreamy Cafe Clementine just moved in from next door, where they were known as Columbine. The menu is the same, thank your lucky sandwiches, and the bustle remains. Not quite an unruly mob at lunch time, but you better have your money ready when you reach the register.

Barbara knows what to do with food, and you will recognize that instantly when you fold back the paper wrapping. She’s been making benchmark sandwiches for a long, long time.

A word to the wise, be careful what you become good at, cause you will be doing it for the rest of your life.  Who said this? I do not remember. Booksmart? Me? Nah. That’s what I get for going to trade school. That and a best friend without whom life would lack its luster.

Toast Poast Number A Perfect 10

Suits-Herself Cindy, who was apparently “working from home” – browsing illustration sites – tells me she may change her handle to I’m-No-Role-Model. Double-clutching is the only way I might be able to adjust to her switcheroo. Pedaling steadily in the direction of suiting myself, the destination still eludes me. Dang, steady on Cindy. I’m drafting on you. Doing my dangedest to leap up onto your tall shoulders and get a load of the view.

The view from down here is this: if you think you are a role model, well…you might need your inner modeling clay rolled and molded.

Fundamentally Glamorous

The essence of glamour walks this earth in the woman form of Jenn Dorn, the pinnacle of generation Jennifer. Her beam sometimes forms a tight, circular glow around me and I stand stockstill, stockstraight, a pillar of posture, ears and eyes and mind stretching to catch her style waves and words.

There are people who make everything into MORE. More of the essence, fundamentally more fabulous, more alive. Genetically. Jenn has it in her genes. The gift of pulling everything into beautiful, sharp, fundamentally glamorous focus.

We have eaten some sandwiches together. I have snapshots in my brain. Hipsto-glamour-matic snapshots. Next time I get to LA, maybe she will pick me up at LAX and take us to a place where sweetbreads proxy for chicken wings. Huh? That’s a leap I can make with a running start. Fly right over the plebian stuff of everyday good enough and soar galore to…huh? really? sweetbreads on a Buffalo Chicken Sandwich. Middle of the country, rejoice! You are released from the tyranny of bones/skin/hotsauce. Wings no more. Rejoice!

FUNDAMENTAL LA


A flat-top grill and a broiler are the key kitchen components of a quick-fire lunch counter. (And, ahem, a toaster.)

But at Fundamental LA, a minimalist cavern of a restaurant recently opened in Westwood, a high-minded immersion circulator joins those standard appliances.

So when you order a BLT(E?) ($8), an egg is plucked from the circulator, and its just-set white and yolk join slabs of bacon on the flat-top for a quick fry, yielding frizzled, crisp edges.

Adding such contemporary touches to largely nostalgia-inducing classics is the overriding philosophy at Fundamental. Instead of Kraft Singles and Campbell’s Tomato, the grilled cheese combo ($9) comes with a seasonal soup–silky zucchini on our visit–and the sandwich is filled with burrata and grilled nectarines. Buffalo chicken wings with blue-cheese dressing are the inspiration for another sandwich ($13) that sadly slipped off the menu. In it, poultry was traded for sweetbreads, the fried offal stacked into a soft round of brioche.

Our favorite sandwich, the porchetta (pictured; $9), features a thick slice of pork belly served with mustard and sauerkraut. The kick and tang temper the meat’s richness to delicious effect, but the sandwich would be more at home north of the Alps than in Italy.

Fundamental LA, 1303 Westwood Blvd., Westwood; 310-444-7581 or fundamental-la.com

In the Heat of the Moment Shameless Self Promotion

It’s hot hot hot out beyond the hum of the AC. Lemon, basil, zucchini ribbons, cold-roast-chicken, on can-we-bear-to-fire-up-the-toaster bread. Press that bread down down down to the red hot coils and flee the premises. Apply cool compresses to your neck and forehead before assembling your sandwich.

Photo by Renee Comet
Styling by Summer Chicken Cherkasky

Recipe and other pertinent stuff here.

Eat chicken
all the live long year.

Great goodness to the Little Red Hen, I am hotter than a hen party in Hades from all this hunt and pecking. Gotta go soak my beak in an ice bath.

Toast Poast Number 39 Degrees

From Along-for-the-Ride Heidi:

Whose ride she was on when she came upon this, one can only imagine. As for the embroiderer – tripping on a crafty cruise. Give me a sec to fetch my reading glasses, needle case and thimble . I’m down with that gangplank.

Embroidered Toast

The all-time worst sandwich of my life, never to be trumped, involved a beautiful loaf of bread that I DID NOT FREEZE OR REFRIGERATE because that would ruin its flavor (supposably), and a colossal mound of HANDPICKED AND HOMEMADE strawberry jam.

Toasted a slice of bread carefully, the dial set north by northwest of dark. Soupspooned the jam over the toast in an indulgent gleaming puddle, tipping the toast from side to side to give the jam its sea legs, spread from crust to crust.

Took a slow, happy, bite, toast level to minimize drips, and BlEh-aCk-EEch-iSh!, scrunchy-up face, spit, gasp, scrape tongue, teeth, lips. Mold maliciously lurked in that toast. Sad face. Gargled with Round Up. Still pulling bits of sporangia out of my teeth.

The Clear Blue

Team Cul de Sac

Team Fox 

Cartoonists are donating original art made especially for a book about Parkinson’s awareness in Richard Thompson’s honor. Part of the profits from the sale of the book would benefit the Michael J Fox Foundation (MJFF), and the original art will be auctioned as part of the fundraiser with all of auction money going to MJFF. Additionally, there will be a limited number of deluxe edition books signed and numbered by Richard Thompson.

 The theme is going to be fun. It is other artist’s take on the Cul de Sac characters. Please run with them; deconstruct them, parody them, confuse them, cubisize them, psychoanalyze them, draw them in your own strip, whatever tickles your fancy. Enjoy. Open up your heart and just create something out of the ordinary, maybe not with your own characters, but this is an opportunity for you to let your talent to shine in a wide range of ways.

 In addition to cartoonists, we’ve had writers who didn’t want to be left out contribute to an old-fashioned fanzine, Favorites, consisting of essays written by comics critics, artists and bloggers about their most cherished comic strips, comic books and graphic novels.   Mike Rhode of ComicsDC

Was back at Bayou Bakery pronto, for breakfast! The biscuit is bumpy like a cloud, crumbles righteously and is surprisingly-satisfyingly salty. It did not look a bit angry or disgruntled on its blank canvas plate. Sanguine and self-assured, like a big cheese sandwich.


Have I mentioned how happy I am to have a destination breakfast encounter here in Arlington? So very happy! Outta the clear blue (unless you’ve been following the blog crumbs, in which case you would have known in 1993) we’ve got a few. Bayou Bakery is the tops.

ReubenExpressQuestEsque

Breaking News!

It’s what’s inside that counts.

The bread must be sturdy enough to secure the filling, of course. The same could be said for Fast Gourmet and for my friend Reuben. The insides and the outsides.

It feels good to walk on 14th Street. As I stood at the meter rattling my coin purse,  a stranger offered me a quarter. Hello! I’m home.

Reuben has recovered from a broken hand and is sandwich ready. Lisa ready. You never know when I might make a lunge for your sandwich and you’ll need both hands for a tug-of-war.


Can you believe it? Yes you can. This is inside the “Tiger Mart” that is Fast Gourmet. You gotta open the little box to see the ballerina spin.


The clock has been ticking on my #Hipper-Than-Thou card and I’ve been under threat of loosing my membership for months. The #urbanchic #bucketlist for #DC2011 includes #FastGourmet. You haven’t been? BlEEEEP! #Delete!! Whew, I slithered in at the 11th hour. Happily, they serve till #11:59.


They have a chivito on the menu. Order it and take the tiger by the tail.

Hubba hubba!

No matter the insides, no harm in a handsome package. 

Reuben’s Milanese was turbo charge and top-charred. 

Everything about this hip, hot, concrete spot attracts me. Pavement, secrecy, chivitos, Sympathy for the Devil remix (Reuben said so. The rhythm track was not original.), treasures that are not precious. Irresistible allure.

Always on the lookout for an overlooked treasure, Fast Gourmet had me at hola.

Beignets, Bayous, Blues and Boys

Feeling a little blue over our solstian milestone, my son’s promotion to 6th grade, leaving elementary school behind. There is pride and excitement mixed in, too.

He is a rising middle schooler, rising best when left to his own devices and pace, like a perfect, delicate beignet, with a crust strong enough to support heavy drifts of powdered sugar. The slow rise builds a powerful, complex structure with plenty of open spaces.

We are born with lots of beautiful, wide-open space in our minds, vast as the deep blue sea, as open to versatility as the twelve-bar blues. Ready for embellishment, like the stretch between two slices of bread.

Bayou Bakery riffs on a Louisiana kitchen with chef David Guas commandeering the rhythm section. 

Life is delicious when encountering lunch with Heather, Paula and “Paula’s shadow”.

Where would I like this spot to be? Across the street from me! Morning, noon and night, the Bayou Bakery would lure us in, me and my shadow, who is stretching further and further from me.


How we got from then till now, I can’t recall. Most of this stretch has been at either an excruciating crawl or lightening speed. Long periods of incremental change punctuated by moments of sheer exuberance. Not a bit like a twelve bar blues.

City Slickers

Courtesy of my Main-Sandwich-Man-in-NYC JAF, and he is courteous from top to tip.

Kountry Katz

Dear Diary:

Two colleagues in an animated discussion. One, a native of Albania; the other, from Bangladesh.

Colleague No. 1: “I hear it’s the best in New York.”

Colleague No. 2: “No doubt about it. I never heard of it, let alone ate it, until I was taken there when I worked in that neighborhood.”

Colleague No. 1: “Someone said you get better service if you follow their rules.”

Colleague No. 2: “Definitely. Always order at the counter and always tip before you order and never ask for the lean. Never sit at the waiter service tables: that’s for the hicks.”

Subject matter: A pastrami sandwich at Katz’s. Gastronomic assimilation at its best.

Bob Stein

Eat a little pastrami at Katz’s and you are gonna be slick, all the way from your nose to your lap, top of your schnoz to the tip of your knees.


City Slicker Farms