My understanding is that bacon traveled the silk route by skateboard, the Euphrates miles in a dug out canoe, the length of the Nile via mule-drawn barge and was carried in the wallet of Methusula for a thousand years.
We may think we are “beyond meat” (bleh) and fake chicken might be “flying out the doors“, but bacon is with us till all smokehouses are doused by chill waters of hell.
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