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Buttoned Up DC Goes Extreme

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The Washingtonian’s 25 Best Burgers was created a while back but I failed to post it here. Extreme oversight.

Traipsing around town, the photo crew – Michael Goesele, Diane Rice, Scott Suchman and me – took pictures at several hamburger outfits. Ray’s Hell-Burger,  Red Apron Butchery and Food Wine & Co were all in the running, on what criteria I do not know. They all make damn fine burgers.

The extremist burger I have styled to date was a jaw-dropper, although to wrap your mouth around it would require the engineering of a snake’s lower jaw. Extremely wide opening for eating things larger than one’s own head. Yuck, who would want to? Well, say you did, this burger was a humdinger.

Two disks of macaroni and cheese, breaded and fried, surrounding a lobster cake, cheese-topped beef burger, lettuce and tomato. What’s with the dinky salad, buried and wilted? Were it up to me I might have included a couple fried green tomato slabs. If you’re going extreme, go extremely extreme, say I. Brown, brown, brownish orange, orange, orangish brown, top to bottom, dripping and crispy.

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Tied Up in Apron Strings

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Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.02.35 PM The pull IMG_7617 of the apron strings at Red Apron Butchery was powerful last week.   Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 5.51.42 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.15.07 PMPorkstrami with Tracy on Friday.Screen Shot 2014-01-18 at 12.47.48 PM    Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.27.30 PM   IMG_7635  Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 5.54.33 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.15.16 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 5.55.22 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 4.26.40 PM       Porchetta and Roast Beef with Doug on Monday. IMG_7591Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.15.25 PM            IMG_7621          Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.27.12 PM   IMG_7616 Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.27.30 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.15.38 PM  Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 5.56.00 PM    IMG_7622    Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 5.56.12 PM Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.21.21 PM      Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.15.45 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.26.54 PM Meatball,IMG_7639    Beef and Cheddar,    IMG_7630  Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.36.07 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.15.53 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.04.58 PM   Screen Shot 2014-01-20 at 6.44.11 AM   Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.29.50 PM       IMG_7622Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.21.11 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-20 at 6.54.53 AM  and Grilled Cheese with Niko, Teddy and Katrina on Saturday. IMG_7637 Screen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.29.39 PMScreen Shot 2014-01-19 at 6.21.05 PM   IMG_7642   Am I now free, strings cut with kitchen shears? Nope nope nope and nope.   Image