Take my advice – fix a sandwich. You need not Google. I already read all the results. This is my fave: Leftover Turkey Fat Powers Texas’s Bio-diesel Cars! The story is not nearly as fun as the headline and the accompanying picture…whoo eeeeee. This’ll make you want to throw your turkey under the wheels of a moving bus.
All that aside, here’s my shameless plug for the week.
From Flat to Fabulous
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The Lunch Encounter 
wow, you do wonders with turkey roadkill.