Q: What do you do when you go to the beach and forget your picnic lunch?
A: You eat the sand, which is there.
Humor me.
Q:What did the yogi say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
Q: What do you do when you go to the beach and forget your picnic lunch?
A: You eat the sand, which is there.
Humor me.
Q:What did the yogi say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
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This is Chris’ new favorite joke!
The second one, I assume : )