Ubiquitous

Q: What do you do when you go to the beach and forget your picnic lunch?
A: You eat the sand, which is there.

Humor me.

Q:What did the yogi say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

2 responses to “Ubiquitous

  1. This is Chris’ new favorite joke!

  2. midnight snack's avatar midnight snack

    The second one, I assume : )

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