The World’s Most Perfect Food
Assuming you want to actually call this food. Okay, go ahead. Knock yer bacon-soaked socks off! Consider your credibility destroyed.
Yuppers!
Okey doke, now back to emptying the kitchen drawers, inserting them in their slots upside-down, carefully sliding in the contents and closing the drawers. WATCH OUT! The clock sez it’s still April 1st!
The Lunch Encounter 
This deserves a Nobel prize.
Phil
Just put in a call to the nominating committee.
Snack