Spoon? Fork? Spoon? Fork? Spork? Foon?
Toaster? Printer? Toaster? Printer?
Toaster Looks and Acts Like a Printer
Except for the actual printing part.
Looks a bit like Wall-e’s distant cousin.
Concepted by Othmar Muehlebach, this toaster makes toast. How about that! You can load it up with blank slices and they feed through one at a time.
If it works anything like my printer, the toast will come out either cold or charred, crusts mutilated, crumb torn. And it will make shrieking, wailing, nerve-jangling noises all the while. Now, that is not a nice remark from me. This gadget won an award in Switzerland, so it must be cool as a cucumber, calm, collected, sleek and soft-spoken.
Sounds like fun. Call in the reserves. The toast is dropping!
The Lunch Encounter 
Hmmm. With this printer, a jam could be a good thing….
Every woman should be lucky enough to have such a brilliant bf.