LRoy plays the kid card. Forced to eat at Katz’s AGAIN.
“Some might say it’s a tourist trap. Some may say it’s overpriced ($20 for a pastrami on rye). Or too crowded. Or whatever. But when it’s all my carnivorous boy can talk about for weeks in advance, whaddya going to do?”
“With fries that match the ‘wiches in quality and healthy eating, and Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry and Cream sodas to wash ’em down, Katz’s really is a destination worth every bit of effort. On a rainy Xmas Eve Eve, picked up Dirty Uncle Bob, got a spot right out front, waited no more than ten minutes, got a good table, and chowed most mightily. So what are you complaining about already?!
Love the people too. All good. Can’t wait to go back.”
The Lunch Encounter 
Bob’s your uncle!